Meet Roo Short

We are pleased to welcome our new Head of Security, Roo Short.  Roo was born in Indiana and recently moved to Madison County.  She jumped right into her job, marking her territory in my office...and Dawn's office... and the hallway.  She is short for her height, but we're assured she will grow into 100 lbs of pure death.  Roo can't type and her social skills are smushy (by smushy I mean she sniffs and smooches everyone).  Twelve minutes into her first shift she took a 2 hour nap...just like Shana.  Roo will be in the office every night her new mom has to work an overnight of nursing and shouldn’t be bothered.  Be certain to say hi to Roo the next time you're in Alton. 

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